Boxes and Bushes

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Wanstead’s favourite website recently highlighted an environmental issue with the box tree caterpillar, with gardeners reporting that the pests are destroying well manicured hedges in the local area.

Always keen to remain journalistically neutral, this website has given a voice to the pest.

Warvey Heinstein, a resident who has hastily moved to the area said:

“I’ve been insisting that all lady gardens I’ve been in contact with over the last thirty years have had very well trimmed.  Frankly, in 2017, any gardener with more than the lightest spattering of foliage on their bush needs to get with the programme.”

Well thank you Warvey, but I’m afraid you’ve totally mis-judged the tone of E11.

 

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